shmohawk 

A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.

As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.

shmohawk by idiotech66 January 14, 2008

shmohawk 

Yinglish: A cover word for "shmuck."

That Maude is a real shmohawk.

shmohawk by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Shmohawk 

describes an erratic and often dangerous driver

"Did that effing shmohawk just cut me off?!!"

Shmohawk by L. David January 22, 2009

Shmohawk 

When a person makes an absolutely outlandish decision, and after some time, that decision comes back to haunt them even more.

Marian Hossa turned down a 7 year $48 million dollar contract from the Penguins to play for the Red Wings last Fall, and instead signed a 1-year $7.8 million dollar contract with the Red Wings in order to have a better chance at winning the Stanley Cup. Last week, the Penguins beat the Red Wings in the Finals and the Shmohawk got to watch his teammates celebrate without him.

Shmohawk by LakeForestWASP June 17, 2009

Schmohawk 

A douche bag driver.

Hey, dum dum. Move in. You know what my father used to call those people? Schmohawks.

Schmohawk by jojo20 September 23, 2007

Schmohawk 

My father was a Shawnee. My mother was a Mohawk. What does that make me? Answer: a Schmohawk. (From The Eddie Cantor Radio Show in the early 1940s)

He is such a schmohawk, he thinks Greenpoint is the tip of a sour pickle.

Schmohawk by Vaildoc February 12, 2018

shohawk 

A mohawk where the owner has it only to show off and to get comments from friends. Can be the vanilla mohawk, fauxhawk or strip of hair on the chin.

A try hard punk walks past a bus stop, with a tall blue mohawk. Guy at the stop sees him and comments : "nice shohawk mate..."

shohawk by tooktheredpill April 18, 2010