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Shmil

Pronounced: Shh-mill (Mind you there is no "uh" between sh and mil)

Shmil is an absolute King/Queen. Not one for playing prince and princesses, one who's aura screams authority while keeping a gentle and magnanimous soul. A person deserving of things such as love, admiration and respect. The big man upstairs is fair and equal although when it comes to those named Shmil. The big man becomes unequal, making Shmil with so many perfections that there barely leaves space for any flaws. They are a person who usually replies with "Slay", while addressing others as "bro". Forget winning the lottery, meeting a Shmil is your lifeline. They are and will make your day better at all costs. Just by interacting with the said Shmil, your serotonin level increases ten fold. Whether they be, artistic, influential, comforting, honest, and downright gorgeous, Shmil's claim all of the above.
"I HAVE to date a shmil!"

"damn, you're dating a Shmil? I'm jealous!"

"Oh please lawd let me marry a Shmil!"
by 4j1 January 18, 2022
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shmil

A synonym for a cheap man. A guy takes you on a date and wants to split meals, drinks and cabs. Doesn't end there, a shmil will want to go dutch on vacations too.
Went on a date with such a shmil! Never going out with him again!

What kind of guy is he? Oh a shmil? Dump him, it'll be better for you, do u really want to worry who's paying for what? Ungh so unattractive.
by yayanyer June 17, 2010
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Related Words
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A Sheila

He saw A Sheila & she was so beautiful he just had to tell his friend about his encounter. Turned out they flirted!
by Starchylde June 7, 2016
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Shailja

The type of person you can ALWAYS come to for emotional support, advice, a secret, or to just talk. She’s funny, sarcastic, and super laid-back, although she can sometimes get a little too insensitive. She’s super caring and sweet and kind when you get to know her and usually really creative. Shailja’s are 100% total pushovers, but if you upset her she can seriously mess you up – got a tongue that can speak poison. Amazingly loyal friends and super fun to hang out with :)

Usual friends include lowkey popular kids, kinda in the middle popular kids, and some nerds. Always a tomboy, literally 70% of her friends are boys.
“Dude, you know Shailja got dared to eat chilli sauce yesterday?”
“Did she do it, bro?”
“Bro, she totally did! It was epic! Total legend.”
“Agreed, total legend,”
by YourSlangGirl November 1, 2019
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Semily

Semily is sawyer and Emily they are crushing on each other Emily is super nice and sawyer is super sweet so this is semily
Semily fans: omg they are together so cute

Sawyer:I know we’re the best
Emily: yea we are
by Semily June 15, 2020
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Sheila's Rule

A fairly simple rule, generally used in domestic situations, which dictates that when you vacate your seat, you have no automatic right to sit back there when you return. Once empty, a seat is open to anybody to sit in, irrespective of the circumstances that caused the previous occupant to vacate it.
Person A - "Excuse me, I was sitting there!"
Person B - "Sheila's rule -sorry"
by gypsyb October 14, 2011
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Dan Samiljan Rule

Pronunciation: Dan Sameelyan Rool Any policy or technology used by a website or other organization designed to prevent users from changing information previously entered (typically personal information).

So named for Dan Samiljan, who as a piece of web-based performance art changed his listed birthday to the current date for 43 days in a row on facebook, before facebook administrators caught on and implemented restrictions requiring him and anyone else from that point on to explain why they want to change their birthday.
"After my girlfriend threw a flipped her wig at me for posting the wrong anniversary date, I tried to go back and change it. Apparently the site has got some kind of Dan Samiljan rule though, and it wouldn't let me change it.
by Mak Leto February 4, 2010
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