Shmiddle

noun) The hole in the center of a bagel.

"The cream cheese was oozing out from the shmiddle."

by Chugalug May 22, 2006

smiddler

Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.

Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.

by troutenstein May 24, 2011

smiddle

WHEN A BITCH HAIRSTYLE IS A MIDDLE AND SIDE PART

“Baby im not finna argue with you thats a smiddle in your head”

by nbalifred December 1, 2020

schmiddle

the hole in the doughnut and baggles

doughnut holes are the missing schmiddle in doughnuts

by big zeus March 6, 2009

Shliddledick

A shrivelled little dick.

"We all laughed and made fun of him because of his shliddledick"

by Dixelpixel69 May 12, 2016

Scmiddle

when you need a wee but you have loads of things to get done so you put it off for ages

scmiddle scmydle i need a wee

by yaboiegg December 22, 2018

Shmeddler

A term for idiotic people, usually used by elders in order to describe meddling kids.

Them darn shmeddlers keep takin my biscuits.

by thatonecrackoon July 16, 2020