Shmiddle 

noun) The hole in the center of a bagel.

"The cream cheese was oozing out from the shmiddle."

Shmiddle by Chugalug May 22, 2006

smiddler 

Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.

Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.

smiddler by troutenstein May 24, 2011

smiddle 

WHEN A BITCH HAIRSTYLE IS A MIDDLE AND SIDE PART

“Baby im not finna argue with you thats a smiddle in your head”

smiddle by nbalifred December 1, 2020

schmiddle 

the hole in the doughnut and baggles

doughnut holes are the missing schmiddle in doughnuts

schmiddle by big zeus March 6, 2009

Shliddledick 

A shrivelled little dick.

"We all laughed and made fun of him because of his shliddledick"

Shliddledick by Dixelpixel69 May 12, 2016

Scmiddle 

when you need a wee but you have loads of things to get done so you put it off for ages

scmiddle scmydle i need a wee

Scmiddle by yaboiegg December 22, 2018

Shmeddler 

A term for idiotic people, usually used by elders in order to describe meddling kids.

Them darn shmeddlers keep takin my biscuits.

Shmeddler by thatonecrackoon July 16, 2020