shmex

"sex" or Shmexual "sexy", relating to something or someone.

if someone is propper hott! they are the Shmex

or if you want to sleep with some one you want to shmex them!

If someone is reffering to their sexual conquests the night before they may say "I had some propper good shmexin goin on last night"

by Embop & Shell November 28, 2005

shmex

Basically. It can mean anything. It can be used as a adjective or verb. One can use the word Shmex anywhere where one perfers.

"That purse is so shmex!
"I shmexed her last night"
"Your going to germany? That is so shmex"
"oh god, I want to shmex him.

by Fedeshnika February 20, 2007

shmex

When you accidentally (or purposely) shit while having sexual conflict with another human being

Oh god I think I might have shmexed with Jamie last night

by Godplzkillmeh July 06, 2017

Butt Shmex

A slightly homosexual form of anal sex, (See Anal Sex). It usually ends up in some form of anal pleasuring or anal fondling.

Aaron: I was giving her a good helping of butt shmex and she loved it.
Matt: Oh yea! Thats fucking hot (sarcastically said).
Chris: Thats fucked up. (Blunt comment)

by The Home Boys December 15, 2010

Birthdai Shmex

when someone has Shmexy has sex or "Shmex" on there birthday.

Joe: "hey cindy. its mah Birthday!"
Cindy: "Oh happy birthday!"
Joe: "so you wanna have sum Birthdai Shmex wit meh"?
Cindy: "OK! i cant wait!"

by Frettve July 27, 2009