1 definition by Absurdwords

A skinny man with a hunch back, very long and sharp chin, big and angular nose, usually dark hair and long pointy fingers reaching out at you. Usually yelling something to the degree of “COME HERE YA FUCKING” with a extremely raspy yet high pitched voice. Something similar to the voice you would hear when playing Cod Zombies and you get a instakill.
So I was walking down the streets of Paris last night and out of the ether came a conniving shmegger and he chased me while yelling “COME HERE YA FUCKING”
by Absurdwords July 19, 2022
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