Shmefer 

Tissues

Tenho aqui um shmefer!

Shmefer by Marminha July 25, 2017

Shmeter Peter 

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

Shmeter Peter by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

Shmeer 

When you shit in your pants, and it creates a long smear.

I was watching a horror movie with Josie, and got a shmeer when the zombie screeched.

Shmeer by BananaManMcGee March 10, 2017

shmeerda 

Person with many gifted potential to stand above equals

this guys is good I bet he's a shmeerda

shmeerda by G4510 February 3, 2020

shmuferson 

An affectionate name for a muffin.

You’re my shmuferson

shmuferson by Gustafson March 2, 2023

Shmeergan

A term of endearment for something or someone you; love, like, lust, appriciate, enjoy, want or need.

!. Aww Shmeergan your so cute.
2. Walk into a room and see your favorite chips sitting on the table...Shmeergan! (no explanation nessesary)

Shmeergan by Shaneski February 22, 2007

shmeer 

shmeer is shmeer no real definiton just really pisses off the people around you.

1-SHMEER-shut the hell up

2-SHMEER-what the hell

3-SHMEER-WTF

shmeer by BOB12345 September 26, 2006