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When you shit in your pants, and it creates a long smear.
I was watching a horror movie with Josie, and got a shmeer when the zombie screeched.
by BananaManMcGee March 10, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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shmeer is shmeer no real definiton just really pisses off the people around you.
1-SHMEER-shut the hell up

2-SHMEER-what the hell

3-SHMEER-WTF
by BOB12345 September 26, 2006
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