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Shmealy

Someone who has a massive throbbing cock that is pulsating with semen.
"That guy has a third leg"
"No hes just a shmealy ass mf"
by Give me your food March 26, 2021
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Shealynn

The best girl in the world!, Shes the cutest and kindest girl you’ll ever encounter. If you’re lucky enough to find a Shealynn if your life, you should cherish that moment and hope you get along well, shes very touchy and will do anything to get your attention :), she’s sweet and mean at the same time! She shows her love in a meaningful way. Her friends are always by her side no matter what happens. Jason loves you! :)
Shealynn is Jason’s bae. <3
by Shealynn is cute | ily ~JasonL September 25, 2018
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Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021
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Shealynn

Shealynn

Smartest, kindest, strongest girl, if you see a shealynn keep her forever! She’s very funny but can be serious at times, she’s very touchy ;) thick and athletic but can be very clumsy! She’s very good at responding back fast! You will be amazed by the kind of mother shealynn will turn out too! Shealynn is a little obsessive but can handle herself. She is very loyal and caring but don’t get her on her bad side.. She sometimes goes by the name of Shea. Even tho people hurt her multiple times she will always end up forgiving them. She does not care what other people think she goes by herself..
Shealynn is very outgoing huh?

Kevin: yea I’ll say
by Ashley kennel November 6, 2019
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Smhealy

When a women slides down your body with her vagina leaving a snail trail
I was smhealyed at the strip club
by Roemdog December 14, 2016
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Shealyn

the sexiest girl you will ever see. she is mostly adored by older guys. she hangs out with her 5 best friends all the time. and she hangs out with her guy friends all the time. she will have a 99.9% to marry a guy that names start with a 'J' or 'Z'. greatest girl that you will ever meet.
Thats Shealyn. Shes so hot.
by 27alltheway April 10, 2009
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hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.
Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.
by thetinwomen March 3, 2011
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