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Shmazesty 

Shmazesty is the highest on the zestoscale possible for a mortal to reach, the only example of this happening is when a man named Sean said “gyatt w sigma Ohio rizz” this caused a nuclear reaction where the cream monster came inside of everyone because he summoned it.
Person one: I’m naked with my kids

Person two: that was so shmazesty
Shmazesty by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023
To be extremely drunk...Wasted beyond all recognition.In order to be genuinely shmasty one must feel like shit the next morning.
I was so shmasty last night. We need to get shmasty later
shmasty by Tony Rivera April 5, 2008
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Shavesty 

"This is an absolute shavesty!"
Shavesty by The Pixar Girl June 22, 2019
Derived from the meaning of sheisty except shaesty describes someone who is very skeptical of others, and at the same time not able to be trusted
Did you the way that chicken Donna just looked at me? Well, I hear you can't trust her anyways cuz she shaesty
shaesty by Jamila June 23, 2005
Means sweet and tasty! Used to describe someone who is cool!
Everyone is this world should just keep it shwaesty!
shwaesty by Mike Sustar October 3, 2008

Shavesty 

A mix between the word sham and travesty, basically a fake and bad things that is tragic.
He paid for a bike, while riding, he fell off and someone stole it, it was a shavesty.
Shavesty by Jhey16 June 12, 2022

shmabesy 

When someone’s your soul mate🤍
I love my shmabesy!
shmabesy by Shmabesy February 28, 2021
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

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Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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