Jesses

Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him

Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss

Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses

by joeontheSOR July 08, 2023

Measty

Measty is the highest level that should be used in public it is 10x shmeasty

Person one: who is that comin-

Person two:shhhhhh who is that coming off the pick n roll *sings in angelic voice*

Person one: yo voice beautiful

Person two: man you complimenting a man that is so Measty

by joeontheSOR July 08, 2023

zestoscale

ranking for zest. it goes zesty shzesty shiestie shmeasty measty shmazesty jesses

person one: I be touchen boys

person two: thats gotta be atleast 1000 on the zestoscale

by joeontheSOR July 08, 2023

SOR

Sex offender registry.

yo I heard joe is on the SOR

by joeontheSOR April 24, 2023

Shmeasty

Shmeasty is 10x as rare as shiestie and is very ultra rare. You only use this sparingly

Person one: gyatt Ohio sigma rizz

Person two: kys ur so shmeasty

by joeontheSOR July 08, 2023

Shiestie

Shiestie referring to the zestoscale is a 1000 on the scale which is 10x shzesty. It is rarely used because of how rare it is.

Person one: *playing game where you try to fill a balloon with as much water” you gonna make me bust

Person 2: pause dawg that’s so shiestie

by joeontheSOR July 08, 2023

Shmazesty

Shmazesty is the highest on the zestoscale possible for a mortal to reach, the only example of this happening is when a man named Sean said “gyatt w sigma Ohio rizz” this caused a nuclear reaction where the cream monster came inside of everyone because he summoned it.

Person one: I’m naked with my kids

Person two: that was so shmazesty

by joeontheSOR July 08, 2023