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A word nerds or weaklings will use when being made fun of or being beaten.
SHLOUK...stop hitting me...shlouk...
Shlouk by h4x0r DJ July 23, 2003
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To have sex; be a shlouker - a sexy, naughty, attractive individual that has a LOT of sex:)
"Ouff, we had a lot of shlouk going on yesterday!"

"Shloukery-shlouk!" - words of excitement before sex
shlouk by Shlouker December 7, 2010
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Shlouk Shlok shlock shlonk Shloak shloka shoukoshearing Shouka Shloke shlonked
A girl who is unconditionally sweet and caring. She has the warmest heart and the best intentions. Always willing to avoid confrontation, especially if with egotistical and irrational people, often subjecting her to less than favorable circumstances. She's built like Kim Kardashian - her heart is as big as her chest and booty... COMBINED!

She has the best laugh! Winks like a blind person at a 3D convention! And think she can sing!
Person 1: Omg, that girl took care of her friend for 3 days in the hospital, without eating or sleeping!!!
Person 2: Yeah, her name is Shrouk! She's awesome!
Person 1: No doubt about it!
Shrouk by chocolategurl June 21, 2012
the best person ever known. he's someone who can make any situation 10 times better. its a blessing to have him in your life, let alone being his bestfriend. he gives his 100% to everything he does. he loves to sing and edit. he loves eating tomatoes. he loves posting the same picture on his ig and snap story, and also send it individually to everyone. he loves dogs veryyyy much. in conclusion, he's perfect :)
shlok is DABEST
shlok is my bhaebhie
did you listen to shlok's cover of positions?!
shlok by nastyhuhu November 3, 2020

Shlokkeh 

An extremely horny whore (In Arabic) who doesn't hesitate to ride someone's dick .
Here comes the shlokkeh .
Shlokkeh by MosooWJeebo April 17, 2009
A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

shlyukha 

"Tell them they are a shlyukha"
shlyukha by Gibby was taken September 29, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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