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1. a girl. (SHMOOOPA)
2. she makes up imaginary boyfriends, and friends.
3. she's the sexiest bitch on the planet (so she says!)
4. INDIAAA
5. crazy.

6. she goes "clubbing" (if by clubbing, she means partying in her shower)
7. "intellectual"
8. there is only ONE shmoopa.
(Indian girl with glasses passing by) "look over there, its SHMOOOPA!"

a typical shmoopan phrase, "LEAVE ME ALONNNEEE!" (insert white mans voice!) or "do you want me to call you "michael angelo" or a fucking bitch?"
Shmoopa by SHMOOPAlover128 October 17, 2011
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So like when you… when you have to poop but(t)like no cuz your like why does that feel kinda good.
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Shmoopa by DoomyMoomy February 27, 2022
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Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.
You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.
shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006
name for genetalia that is neither a penis or a vagina.
shroopa by AaronPG January 10, 2008
A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009
A sickening-sweet term of endearment, as used back & forth by Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend. Usage of this sugar-laiden nickname can bring ones friends near to the point of vomit.
"Hi, Shmoopy-Shmoopy-Shmoopy!!"
Shmoopy by Joe Mancini December 22, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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