Shloogle

The receiving of goods from someone who originates from the Netherlands, particularly wooden shoes and tulips.

“I was strolling to work and was given a pair of clog knogs! I’ve been shloogled and don’t mind at all”.

Shloogle by Coveknog November 29, 2018

shnoogle 

To cuddle with someone in a drunken state of mind.

I think I shnoogled with erica last night, I don't remember though I was so hammered and she took advantage of me.

shnoogle by neeko44 November 11, 2011

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

Shmoogle by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

shoogled

A Scottish word meaning "to shake"

Those little "hex bug" toys shoogled across the ground because they have vibration motors in them.

shoogled by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 18, 2018

Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.

Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.

Shmoogle by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Sploogle 

To search google for a picture with the specific purpose of jerking off to the image.

I sploogle Lindsey Lohan when I am bored.

Sploogle by Wilson April 21, 2005

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

shmoogle by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004