shlood

(n) a fecal release that is incredibly disgusting due to its high quanitity of blood mixed with the shit, hense shlood.
(v) the act of taking a bloody shit

1 (v): After eating 5 burritos and and entire jar of salsa, Joe shlooded all over the toilet at the office and left it for the janitor to clean up, pleased with his disgusting humor.

2 (n): Floyd quit his job as the night janitor when he went to clean a stall and walked in on the worst shlood he had ever seen.

shlood by Heywood D'jaBlome September 19, 2008

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Shload

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

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Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

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Shloob

A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.

He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.

Shloob by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022