Shlong-song

Beating your dick to the beat of a song.

Matthew was tried of watching porn. So he decided to shlong-song instead.

by Dorydick July 27, 2016

Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize

Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals

by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023

Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

shlongdonger

Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.

"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"

by Arnold Gigglemunch December 1, 2009

Shlonglongtime

Shlong longtime longtime!!!!

"SHLONGLONGTIME"

by Ejaculator machine November 5, 2020

shlongmongrel

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

by Gabe_is_a_dick June 10, 2004

shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche

gimme that shlongtong

by Dantheshit February 19, 2008