Shlong Slap

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When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

Shlong Slap by Jason Barber August 25, 2003

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Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong

She shlong slapped me so hard

Shlong slap by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016

Related Words

Shlong Slap • shlong slapper • schlong-slap • slong slapper • Knee Slapper slong • shlong clap • shlong slayer • shlong • Shlong bong • shlong dong

Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

Schlong Slap by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020

schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

schlong-slap by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

shlong slapper by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

slong slapper

A person that gives a bad hand-job

That girl she as terrible. She is such a slong slapper

slong slapper by Home's March 15, 2015

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026