Shlerms

Or ‘the shlerms’ are them head noises you hear when your in a hole after doing way too much ketamine.

I’ve got the fucking shlerms again. Guess I’ll be Rolling around in the bed all night

by Knowlsey boy March 13, 2021

Shlerm

When a person is blinded by a flashlight or bright light from another person.

Get shlermed *bright light emerges from flashlight*

by 49about January 21, 2021

shlerm

Take a drag from a colleague's cigarette.

She took a shlerm from my smoke.

by PaPaPhreaky December 31, 2004

Shlerm

The act of not being functional the day after a night out. One is shlerming all day when their body hurts, they don’t care that they look like shit and are prepared to drink a whole pedialtye. It is common for one to grab pho to recover while shlerming.

Dude, last night was crazy. Good thing I don’t have work today so I can just shlerm

by wookfairy September 15, 2021