shkank
shkank by bootycall er27 July 21, 2010
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Shkank
A more kind and humorous way of announcing that someone is a skank. While skank gets to the harsher side of the definition, shkank is a more laidback term usually used in a joking state of mind.
Steve - Joshua, YOU are a dirty shkank
Boys - Ahahaha
Josh - What did I do?...You know what Steve, your MOM is a dirty shkank
Boys - Ahahaha
Josh - What did I do?...You know what Steve, your MOM is a dirty shkank
Shkank by elephantshavewrinkles December 26, 2008
Related Words
shkank • Shkankarella • shkanking • Shkanky • shank • shanked • shanking • shanker • Shanka • Shankadoodle
shkank
to suck, blow, be stupid, kinda like when a thirtyfour year old doesnt have to be drunk to act like a two year old.
that thirtyfour year old is shkank when he/she sucks cock/vagina down at the local hick tavern for that extra shot of good ole wild turkey.
shkank by Peter Berg February 17, 2007
Shank's Law
Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."
Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015
Shank spanking
Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
Pulled a Shanka
Pulled a Shanka by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019
rage shanked
Combination of rage and shanked.
1. One of the many derivatives of owned.
2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
1. One of the many derivatives of owned.
2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
rage shanked by Kageh February 8, 2005
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