Shkaffe

Et fenomen hvor to bros bestemmer seg for at de skal få tak i kaffe sammen.

Dette må skje med en annen bro ellers er det ikke shkaffing. Man shkaffer ikke uten gutta.

Måten man får tak i kaffen på er helt opp til gutta, men om du tar fra noen andres Brasero er du en jævla simp.

Skal vi gå ned til skapene å shkaffe eller?

Har vi tid til å shkaffe før timen begynner?

Ja, man har alltid tid til å shkaffe med en bro

by Andars February 27, 2020

Shaffeln

Walking really slow by moving your weight a little bit forward so that you'll move without putting an effort in it.

Cool guy: Hey there, SNAIL... YOU ARE SLOW
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel

When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln

by Vipee April 19, 2010

Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

by trosoman July 10, 2012

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

dirty shaffer

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011

shaffed

to be utterly screwed in an irreversible way

"in math class I was shaffed"
"in english I was shaffed"
"in bio i was shaffed"

by Shaconqua March 21, 2007