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Thats the shizwiz yo
Shizwiz by The Lolio Fro Ho March 28, 2011

shitwizard

(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.
"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"

"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."

"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"
shitwizard by elpresidente October 7, 2007

Shiznizzle 

that chicken was the shiznizzle!
Shiznizzle by Anonymous October 15, 2003

shizdizzle 

A person who eats candy with a fork and knife- preferably Snickers bars.
"Zander is such a shizdizzle."
shizdizzle by Ms. Bossy January 3, 2010
The best. Used to describe a noun.
Shizniz by Screecher! April 1, 2010

ShizzWizzle 

is used to replace the word SHIT without sounding that rude but can be used for other things due to the creator of the word hasnt come up with a true meaning.
OH SHIZZWIZZLE
or

you wanna go buy some shizzwizzle.
or
shut it you shizzwizzle
ShizzWizzle by Shaquille parkinson February 4, 2010
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