Shizwiz

The act of trying to take a shit but taking a piss instead.

I went to take a shiz but nothing came out and I wized instead. You can say it was a shizwiz.

by Gio The Great January 28, 2014

Shizwiz

The motherfucking shit

Thats the shizwiz yo

by The Lolio Fro Ho March 28, 2011

shitwizard

(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.

"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"

"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."

"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"

by elpresidente October 7, 2007

Shiznizzle

1. better than "the shit"

that chicken was the shiznizzle!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

shizdizzle

A person who eats candy with a fork and knife- preferably Snickers bars.

"Zander is such a shizdizzle."

by Ms. Bossy January 3, 2010

Shizniz

The best. Used to describe a noun.

My life right now is the shizniz!

by Screecher! April 1, 2010

ShizzWizzle

is used to replace the word SHIT without sounding that rude but can be used for other things due to the creator of the word hasnt come up with a true meaning.

OH SHIZZWIZZLE
or

you wanna go buy some shizzwizzle.
or
shut it you shizzwizzle

by Shaquille parkinson February 4, 2010