Shizwiz

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The act of trying to take a shit but taking a piss instead.

I went to take a shiz but nothing came out and I wized instead. You can say it was a shizwiz.

Shizwiz by Gio The Great January 28, 2014

Words you can keep

Shizwiz

The motherfucking shit

Thats the shizwiz yo

Shizwiz by The Lolio Fro Ho March 28, 2011

Related Words

Shizwiz • Shizwizard • shizwizzle • Shiznizzle • shitwizzard • shizdizzle • shizfizawizbang • Shizfizzle • Shizgiz • Shizizzler

shitwizard

(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.

"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"

"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."

"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"

shitwizard by elpresidente October 7, 2007

Shiznizzle

1. better than "the shit"

that chicken was the shiznizzle!

Shiznizzle by Anonymous October 15, 2003

shizdizzle

A person who eats candy with a fork and knife- preferably Snickers bars.

"Zander is such a shizdizzle."

shizdizzle by Ms. Bossy January 3, 2010

Shizniz

The best. Used to describe a noun.

My life right now is the shizniz!

Shizniz by Screecher! April 1, 2010

ShizzWizzle

is used to replace the word SHIT without sounding that rude but can be used for other things due to the creator of the word hasnt come up with a true meaning.

OH SHIZZWIZZLE
or

you wanna go buy some shizzwizzle.
or
shut it you shizzwizzle

ShizzWizzle by Shaquille parkinson February 4, 2010

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026