Shiva Surprise  

The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.

Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.

Shiva Surprise by punjabi mc 24 May 8, 2008

Shia Surprise 

When a character a show makes you think is dead or that you thought was dead comes back to life/was alive the entire time

"he shia surprised the entire fandom during the finale"

Shia Surprise by surpriseingnebulatraveler December 21, 2014

Shia Surprise 

When someone you thought died in a show is suddenly back

What a Shia Surprise! I didn't expect that!

Shia Surprise by tomAtotomato January 5, 2015

shia surprise 

That feeling you get when you feel like you accomplished something important, but then soon realized you either didn't need to do it, or there was no result

You stab him in the kidney. You just killed the murderer Shia LaBeouf!
But wait he's not dead shia surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.

shia surprise by i give up March 2, 2015

Shia Surprise!

Wait, he isn't dead!!

Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes

Shia Surprise! by BigBoiE21 May 21, 2021

Shia Surprise 

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask

"Hey did you hear what happened to Adam? he totally got a Shia Surprise!"

Shia Surprise by waking someone up by ejaculati May 30, 2015

surprise shiza 

Taking a shit on your partner without notice while having sex.

Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!

surprise shiza by Langdown July 2, 2006