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Shitmeet 

A meeting or gathering of some sort that you have to go to that is complete bull shit.
"Oh man! I am sorry I can't meet you for a coffee later as I have a shitmeet at 5 o'clock"
Shitmeet by dusty-boots January 20, 2009
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Shumeez is a word defining excellence and beauty. Extraordinary good looks and absolutely brilliant!
wow you look rather shumeez today
shumeez by thatguyisreal July 6, 2011

Gimme shimmee 

1- The extreme of "gimme mine." Instead of a "swipe" of simply the back of the neck, one does a 2 handed swipe of the front and back of the neck. Use if and only if "taking yours" is deemed too light a correctional punishment or if one repeatedly says something stupid, and "taking yours" doesnt seem to be ceasing their stupid remarks.
Example 1: James- "yo man... last night i wanted to shave my legs, but i didn't know how. So i woke up my hott mom and had her shave them for me."

Crawford- "Wowwww.. GIMME SHIMMEE"

Example 2: Doug- "I went for a run to the end of Landing and outta nowhere some giant birds started attacking me!"

Nolan- "Gimme Mine"

2 minutes pass...

Nolan- "Doug... why didn't you come hang out with us last night... you coulda gotten laid by some hott chicks."

Doug- "I had to read A Portrait of the Artist as A Young Man by James Joyce. A truly compelling work of literature."

Nolan- "YEAHHH... I'll take mine"

30 seconds pass...

Nolan- "So with all your reading yesterday, did you have time to catch any of the Mets-Yankees extra inning game?"

Doug- "Nope... I was too engulfed in viewing the 5 hour long I Love Lucy marathon"(makes a triumphant fist pumping motion in the air)

Nolan- "WOWWWW... GIMME SHIMMEE"
Gimme shimmee by Stoltzy June 11, 2006
Beautiful, smart, amazing, loving, charming, sexual, but married to a total douchebag.
Shumee doesn't deserve that douche.
shumee by thenick t December 27, 2014
One of the best video game players of all time. Their skill is unmatched by any other.
DID YOU SEE HOW AWESOME SHIGMEES SHOT WAS?
Shigmee by Shigmee November 17, 2020

Shimeenigans 

The nonsense you and your best friends get up to on vacation.
We got up to a lot af shimeenigans in December.
Shimeenigans by Shoethrower01 March 6, 2021