Shitty Wank

When a person is having a wank and their crotch and hands are all covered in their own shit.

"I was having a really good wank last night, and then I shit the bed. I thought about stopping but I just carried on and had a shitty wank instead"

Shitty Wank by topcatistop May 25, 2009

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Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.

Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.

Shitty Wank Demon by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019

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shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...

Oi you fucking idiot stop being a shitty wank stain.

shitty wank stain by Wonka August 11, 2018

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shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

shitty wankers by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017

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Shittwankies

Noun: the sand you find it your ass-crack after going to the beach that you keep finding EVERYWHERE

OH MY GOSH! I went to the beach LAST WEEK and I'm still finding shittwankies!!

Shittwankies by jo-jo-sweet May 23, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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