Shitty Bam

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A homeless person that invades private property, and while being chased, shits his pants.. causing the pursuers to stop chasing.

He may also enter a local shop and poop on the floor, leaving it for the shopkeeper to clean up

The shitty bam stormed into the store, and while being chased, shit in his pants to keep from being caught.

Shitty Bam by YounggSteppzzZ March 22, 2010

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shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'

dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good

shittyballaz by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

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Related Words

Shitty Bam • shittypamps • ShittyBack • Shittybaggin' • shittyballaz • Shittybawlsack • shittybumweasel • shitty balls • shitty bum • shitty baby

ShittyBack

When one performs a handstand and shits down their own back.

"I went to see the great Juan Massdick Gymnast Fantastic from France last night, he performed the most elegant of feats, the ShittyBack"

ShittyBack by CecilSexington December 16, 2018

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shittybumweasel

the rectum of a heavy marajuana smoker, often accompanied by a fanny weasel of heavy jewbearded goodness.

shitting hell anus your a shittybumweasel of the higest order

shittybumweasel by badgerisfat September 8, 2008

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shittyballs

balls that are shitty

henry:man i have some shittyballs
duey:well yeah dude, you did just shart your pants

shittyballs by shittyballsarecool July 14, 2010

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Shittybawlsack

What happens when anal intercourse goes completely wrong.

He had a shittybawlsack after his girlfriend had lost control of her bowels during anal intercourse

Shittybawlsack by Rosserator May 22, 2010

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Shittybaggin'

When you're carrying a bag of some serious metaphorical shit behind you, and you keep getting happy and forgetting about it until the moment you look back and see that it's still there and it really bums you out.

Today has been so up and down for me, I must still be shittybaggin' about my bonsai dying.

Shittybaggin' by salgatron July 23, 2015

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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