Shitterpated

Adjective; A confused, euphoric state of affection and/or infatuation for an individual to whom one would normally not be attracted, most often occurring in an inebriated state. It is a take on the word "twitterpated," a word for love-drunkenness popularized by an old Disney film.

Dude, what the hell was I thinking nailing that chick last night? She's not even remotely attractive!" "You were shitterpated, bro. It happens. Now get on Facebook and untag the photos, bro.

Shitterpated by BlackSuit91 November 25, 2010

skitterpated 

Mentally disorganized. The neurons in the mind are sizzling all over the place, like oil dropped in a hot wet skillet.

To many rabbits in the yard, Hoss dog is skitterpated

skitterpated by Eluwei(quiet)Luke June 9, 2022

Shatterated 

When an item shatters progressively across its surface, rather than all at once

The window shatterated from one corner across to the other as if in slow motion

Shatterated by anonymous May 11, 2024