Shitter Net

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Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.

Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?

Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.

Shitter Net by v83image February 14, 2012

Words you can keep

Shiternet

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Related Words

shitternet • shitternetting • shitternet explorer • shiternet • shinternet • Shiternet Exploder • shiterneting • shitnernet • shitterettes • shitternuts

Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

Shiternet by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

Shiternet by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

Shiternet by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

shiternet

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.

Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet

shiternet by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007

shitternet explorer

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

shitternet explorer by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026