Shitquids

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Any bowel movement that is not solid most likely caused by consuming large quantities of alcohol.

"Man I drank so much at that party last Friday, I had the shitquids for 3 days!"

Shitquids by JLD719 November 24, 2009

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Slitquid

1. (n) Slitquid. Vaginal fluid. During orgasm a woman releases vaginal liquid, or Slitquid.

2. Slitquid. Female ejaculation or climax resulting in expulsion of liquid or fluid.

"Man this chic last night, gushed a ton of slitquid on my face"!

"Her slitquid tastes as sweet as nectar"!!

by fivepak, October 11, 2011

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shiquid

a combination of liquid and shit. when your shit is literally liquid.

Joe: dude wats that liquid brown stuff drippin from yer pantleg?

Bill: aw man i totally shiquidded all over teh floor

Joe: noob

shiquid by Gumball323 July 16, 2010

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shitquidity

1) n. State when liquidity has dried up in the financial markets
2) n. Liquid diarrhea

1) This shitquidity is horrible, I can't trade anything.
2) Man, I had bad shitquidity this morning, but Imodium A-D took care of it.

shitquidity by hurdlocity April 1, 2009

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shitquick

Extremely fast

"He better get here shitquick or I'm leaving without him."

shitquick by AwfulDarkJedi July 19, 2009

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Shitquit

Like a ragequit, but undertaken out of necessity and not anger. Derived from the phrase "shit to do."

"Sorry, guys, I've gotta shitquit... my term paper is due tomorrow."

"Shitquitting, see ya later, real life calls."

Shitquit by CaRAWR September 7, 2009

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shitquid

Diarrhea, watery feces, liquidy shit

Dude, I had major shitquid last night and now my sphincter's burning.

shitquid by Rob Lovering March 16, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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