shitquid 

Diarrhea, watery feces, liquidy shit

Dude, I had major shitquid last night and now my sphincter's burning.

shitquid by Rob Lovering March 16, 2006

Shitquid 

(n.) 1) The product of diarrhea. 2) Liquid poop. 3) A very shitty person, thing or situation.

The toilet in the men's room is full of shitquid.
My dog has diarrhea. He shitquided all over the couch.
Your baby's tummy is growling. I think he might be shitquiding.
Yesterday, I had to shitquid before I left the taco place.
My boss shitquids on everyone's lunch plans.
Everything goes ass-backwards for Steve. He wishes the gods would stop shitquiding all over his life.

Shitquid by LilyWolf August 7, 2023

Slitquid 

1. (n) Slitquid. Vaginal fluid. During orgasm a woman releases vaginal liquid, or Slitquid.

2. Slitquid. Female ejaculation or climax resulting in expulsion of liquid or fluid.

"Man this chic last night, gushed a ton of slitquid on my face"!

"Her slitquid tastes as sweet as nectar"!!

by fivepak, October 11, 2011

Slitquid by fivepak August 28, 2021

shiquid 

a combination of liquid and shit. when your shit is literally liquid.

Joe: dude wats that liquid brown stuff drippin from yer pantleg?

Bill: aw man i totally shiquidded all over teh floor

Joe: noob

shiquid by Gumball323 July 16, 2010

shitquidity 

1) n. State when liquidity has dried up in the financial markets
2) n. Liquid diarrhea

1) This shitquidity is horrible, I can't trade anything.
2) Man, I had bad shitquidity this morning, but Imodium A-D took care of it.

shitquidity by hurdlocity April 1, 2009

shitquick 

Extremely fast

"He better get here shitquick or I'm leaving without him."

shitquick by AwfulDarkJedi July 19, 2009

Shitquit 

Like a ragequit, but undertaken out of necessity and not anger. Derived from the phrase "shit to do."

"Sorry, guys, I've gotta shitquit... my term paper is due tomorrow."

"Shitquitting, see ya later, real life calls."

Shitquit by CaRAWR September 7, 2009