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Shitpaper 

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.
Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)
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shipper name 

A combination of two peoples' names creating an inventive, new name; usually is original or dead ass funny.
Guy 1: You know Mya and Lucas?

Guy 2: Dude, they both sit next to me in 3rd period of course I know them.

Guy 1: Well, their shipper name should be Myass.

Guy 2: Haha sick bro.
shipper name by Teddyhugs21 August 18, 2014

shipper angst

Contrived and torturously convoluted writing of a TV show’s characters’ relationships, done simply for the sake of interjecting more ‘drama’ into the series.

Shipper angst typically includes elements of lose, conflict, jealousy, and both real and perceived infidelities, that adversely affect and influence the thoughts and actions the show’s characters. While these elements are standard ingredients of good drama, their overuse is unmistakable evidence of the kind of hack writing that reduces TV series drama to mere melodrama.

I stopped watching ‘Battlestar Galactica’ in the middle of the third season. I just couldn’t stand watching any more of that silly shipper angst.
shipper angst by AuntyMouse April 10, 2009

shitwafer 

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.
is that little shitwafer giving me lip??
shitwafer by ken power January 15, 2008

Skephalo shipper 

Skephalo shipper by Sapnottaken February 11, 2021

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
The term "shipper" comes from supporting a ship. To ship something means a person wants two characters to get together and/or shows support for two characters already together. The term "ship" came from the X-Files fandom, when fanfics were written about Mulder and Scully. The fans then called themselves shippers. It quickly spread and is now the title a person gives themself if they believe two charcters should or will be together (The characters can be from anything: Books, Movies, Television, Video Games, and even Actors/Actresses). It is not limited to the couple actually happening, a person can ship something just because they enjoy the possibility of them getting together or even just because they think they would look good together.
I am a Harry/Hermione shipper in the Harry Potter fandom.
Shipper by Terese January 10, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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