What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

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Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.
by BillyGoat November 16, 2002
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A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
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To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.
Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.
by Kattie February 11, 2007
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the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"
i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there
by Yoni zabari February 19, 2007
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noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.
by DaStalka June 4, 2010
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The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.
"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"
by Syndo September 24, 2009
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A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
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