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Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
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What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes.

The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)
They haven't been to generous with the Fruit and Flowers tonight, Tony's almost finished the lot!
by Bumfluff September 1, 2006
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