Shitkick 

To utterly destroy the opposition, leave no ends loose.

I shitkicked you at rock paper scissors.

Shitkick by Charles Storms August 2, 2007

shitkick 

To kick the shit out of someone. Literally.

Fuck, I wanna shitkick that motherfucker.

shitkick by mickz April 27, 2005

shitkick 

An individual lacking in originality, wit and general humour. Usually a bottom feeder who finds amusement at the cost of others. An all round non-contributer to life.

Shut up, shitkick.

shitkick by rach230390 April 2, 2011

Asshole Shitkick 

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

Asshole Shitkick by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

Chuck Norris Shitkick 

V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)

"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"

"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"

Chuck Norris Shitkick by THEBigDaddyC October 4, 2006

Shitfick 

When you cluster fuck and freak out while texting Riley-aaron

Hey
-hey
I just had a major shitfick moment

Shitfick by Aaron12345679 February 13, 2017

Shitnick 

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.

Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.

Shitnick by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018