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A series of events that are in bad in nature.
Let me set the stage for the shitery that is about to happen.
shitery by eFn BaTMaN July 21, 2016
Words you can keep
A building, complex, room or area consisting of multiple lavatories. Typically in a cubicle arrangement for use by the general public public.
I had a fart-off with the guy taking a shit in the cubicle next to me in the McDonalds shitery.
Shitery by Soupdog July 1, 2021
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shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

Shiternet 

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.
Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet 

When you have the shittiest internet possible
Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
Shiternet by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet 

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence
Shit
Internet
Bad
PIN
Download Speed
Upload Speed

Shiternet is bad
Shiternet by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet 

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.
Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there
Shiternet by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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