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ShitCongo 

The city formally known as Chicago
There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo
ShitCongo by ajetpilot August 16, 2018
Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.
Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.
shitcum by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005
'Shitgun' can be called by one person out of more than one people that need a dump, and are faced with one toilet.

Adam: 'Christ, I need a shit, i'm touching cloth. As soon as we get home, im in there'

Joe: 'Bad luck bro, I already called shitgun on yo ass. Suffer!'
Shitgun by Drzygote June 21, 2007

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.
1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009
He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.
shitcan by Anonymous August 19, 2003