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The last call of the day, that usually ends up being a shit show and results in you being kept past your scheduled time off by an hour or more(usually a lot more). Usually always happens on a Friday. Or the last day of your scheduled rotation.
R: Hey buddy, you off yet?
J: Hell no, 10 minutes to 3 I got a shitcall. Not off till 6 now
Shitcall by McRaab November 22, 2014
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shitballs 

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright
As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".
shitballs by cliff December 6, 2002

shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".
"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."
shitcaller by Imbrotep October 15, 2014

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.
"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

Holy Shitballs 

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
Holy Shitballs by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007

Shiteall 

An Irish jig, syrup, rug. A wig, so called because there is shite all underneath it.
Look at that sorry shiteall on Terry Wogan (Irish radio & tv 'personality'), and Bruce Forsyth's (Brit tv presenter) shiteall looks like a birdsnest, the twat.
Shiteall by Fatknacker December 9, 2008

Holy Shitballs 

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.
Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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