Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.

Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!

by Shizaface April 5, 2009

shitbanger

A really old and/or clapped out car which should be in the scrappy but is still being used

I aint goin in that cab, its a right shitbanger!

by stevie-J August 20, 2007

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

shitbanger

A man who butt fucks another man in a gay act.

You have to dads one of them is a shitbanger.

by michael October 27, 2003

Shitbang poo-poo

Udly dudly doo doo

I shitbang poo-poo today

by Suklaa June 27, 2023