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Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.
Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!
by Shizaface April 5, 2009
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Shitbang poo-poo

by Suklaa June 27, 2023
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Shitbaggery

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006
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Shitbadger

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger
by T Q February 20, 2017
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Shitbangle

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.
BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”
by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019
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shinbang

Shin-bang is a sense of discomfort or pain in the lower anterior portion of the tibia, specifically when pressed against a ski boot.
Man... He must have had some serious shinbang after he cased that landing.
by Smilemon(steeze) March 22, 2009
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Worthless Shitbag

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).
Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)
by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018
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