by kamikazepig February 6, 2018
The act of clenching ones butt to prevent a leak of the anus. The result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom.
by Chris AKA $SPUDZ$ March 11, 2008
The walk you take when you have to take a shit usally in a public place. this walk consist of swearing, holding and rubbing of the stomache and constent mumbles of how bad you have to shit. The moment you see the bathroom door you feel a huge sense of relief.
Mike: yo are we leaving yet?
Chris: ya man just wating for Mark.
Mike: where the is he?
Chris: Oh he just took a shit walk, who knows when he'll be back...
Chris: ya man just wating for Mark.
Mike: where the is he?
Chris: Oh he just took a shit walk, who knows when he'll be back...
by Callmedragon16 December 13, 2011
by MalleableP October 29, 2022
To walk with one's head held high and an attitude of utmost disgust towards whomever the walk is aimed at.
by Danielle7 February 11, 2007
when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
by Toggi August 19, 2008