Shit tea 

When a man shits an a girls mouth and makes tea out of it and drinks it

Oh nick just drank shit tea

Shit tea by Nogtaunrbff December 21, 2020

piss and shit tea party!

when a group of people just sit around somewhere to bitch, moan, and complain about how life sucks for them!

Who invited me to this piss and shit tea party!

piss and shit tea party! by joel stephenson September 22, 2007

Rather someone shit in my tea 

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

Rather someone shit in my tea by jamz buck May 30, 2020

shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.

steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)

shit tease by thecatan August 5, 2012

Rip Shit Tear Ass 

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

Rip Shit Tear Ass by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

Shit-Tear 

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

Shit-Tear by Ssta February 14, 2020

dead shit team 

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together

that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team

dead shit team by B Rodriguez October 25, 2017