Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

by Ssta February 14, 2020

Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

tear shit up

Just literally completely ruining and destroying some pussy or ass. Just fucking making that shit disappear. Causing the lining of one's pussy or ass to just cease to exist. God-like destruction of a hole, total annihilation. One cannot come back from such a cataclysmic event.

Friend 1: Omg, she just sent a booty pic...
Friend 2: Are you gonna tear shit up?

by GooneryTypeBeat October 22, 2019

tear shit up

To mess something/someone up for fun/no apparent reason.

Something to do when boredom sets in.

Alex and Lauren fuckin' tear shit up on a regular basis, ya heard?

by Lauren October 23, 2004

tear that shit up

To fuck a bitch real hard. To have wild, rough sex with a girl.

*sees hot girl* ''man im gonna tear that shit up boi!''

by beetch November 30, 2004

tear that shit up

to have sex with a women really hard

dude ima tear that shit up. dude totaly tear that shit up shes so hott

by sarrif95 January 26, 2009

Shit Tears

It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.

person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"

by MercuryTV September 14, 2024