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Shit mix 

Mixing different alcoholic drinks together, making one large mystery drink. Usually tastes horrible, and ends up with person who drinks being very sick and having the WORST hangover, especially if gin is involved.
P1: Did you hear Lilah got alcohol poisoning off a shit mix of gin and vodka?
P2: Yeah, I heard there was tequila in it to
P1: Oooh that would taste like ass!
Shit mix by Ivanna Suck September 3, 2006

Shit Mix 

Something made by mixing together the dregs of leftover alcohol and any unattended drinks in the room. Usually followed by a game to see who can drink the most before pulling out (usually to be sick).

Eventually after the first load is finished the second round is comprised of stolen alcohol from the fridge and anything that looks interesting and relatively soluble from the food cupboard (cinnamon, eggs, baking soda, mayo etc) until the resulting mixture smells, looks and tastes like something shat from the bowels of satan himself.

At this stage the only people to drink it are the hardened binge drinkers, the people who have never experienced a shit mix and the hopelessly pissed until the resulting shite is poured down the sink by the house owner.
Shit Mix, Guaranteed to leave the room smelling of ass for the next week
Shit Mix by fasamo September 2, 2010

Mix Yo Shit 

Meaning to fight or beat up really bad.
Originated in southern california.{L.A area}
-You aint go touch nobody.
-Bitch i will mix yo shit.
Mix Yo Shit by Mi!Mi! March 30, 2008

Concrete Shit Mixer 

To hold a shit in all day, forcing the stomach to roll it in a tightly packed cinder block and having to force it out with a jack hammer.
Christian, I have to shit so bad but I think I can hold it in until I get off work.

You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!

Margarita Shit Mixer

The act of shiting in ones blender turning it on as high as the blender will go and watching the shit fly all over.
i went to trevs and did a MARGARITA SHIT MIXER haha he was so pissed he got covered in shit when he tried to turn it off
Margarita Shit Mixer by balls mcgahe November 14, 2009

Shit Mixed 

The Crows getting their arses handed to them by the Demons
The Crows are getting shit mixed by the Demons
Shit Mixed by R2V June 1, 2019