Shit Towels
Shit Towels by The Lift March 8, 2009
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Shit-Towel
An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
Shit-Towel by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008
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Infamous Shit Towel
In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
Infamous Shit Towel by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006
Shit Towel
1) A towel used for wiping up messes such as puke, beer, milk, bong water, and when theres no toilet paper it is used to wipe your anus after defication.
2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.
2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.
ex.
Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.
or
jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"
Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.
or
jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"
Shit Towel by aleisterjoseph-P. August 9, 2009
shit towel
An article of clothing, typically a sock, used to wipe ones ass after deficating and finding out there is no toilet paper.
shit towel by coondude January 13, 2006
shit towel
A towel used for drying things other than the body. Typically the things soaked up are disgusting (ie: beer, bong water, ass-sweat, puke, etc.) A towel is no longer considered a shit towel once it has been cleansed of filth.
"Don't put that shit towel on me! I saw it lying on your floor for the last two months. It used to be white!"
shit towel by Nozomu1001 June 12, 2006
Reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit
"Hey Christy, let me reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit" said a horny Geordie one rainy, overcast day.
Reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit by Tangledhairyass. March 18, 2014
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