Shit Surf

Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.

Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.

by AA-Team May 06, 2009

shit and surf

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.

guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

shit n surf

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom

dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao

by Timeem April 22, 2005

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

by Aerospring98051 July 08, 2009

surfing shit

What you do right now Is surfing shit

-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit

by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017