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shit and surf
guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*
shit and surf by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009
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shit n surf
The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom
shit n surf by Timeem April 22, 2005
Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle
One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
cunt munching shit surfer
cunt munching shit surfer by Robin February 6, 2005
surfer boy shit
A shit so clean that you don't need to wipe. You do however wipe your ass once, but only to show interested onlookers that there is no residue.
surfer boy shit by John Doe22 December 18, 2011
surfing shit
-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit
surfing shit by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017
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