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shit and surf 

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.
guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*
shit and surf by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

shit n surf 

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom
dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao
shit n surf by Timeem April 22, 2005

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle 

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

cunt munching shit surfer 

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog
a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!
cunt munching shit surfer by Robin February 6, 2005

surfer boy shit 

A shit so clean that you don't need to wipe. You do however wipe your ass once, but only to show interested onlookers that there is no residue.
After Johnny boy took a surfer boy shit he threw the clean TP in some bitch's face.
surfer boy shit by John Doe22 December 18, 2011

surfing shit 

-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit
surfing shit by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017
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