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StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster 

Tristan is a crazy ex lover who is obsessed with anime and the art of war. Meanwhile the twin flame sits in agony pondering what life could've been. His days grow old yet time grants him immortality.
That StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster likes to watch memes and ignore reality while plotting the demise of the outside realm.

shitstar 

the slang term of an australian budget airline known as Jetstar..
Hey mate.. What airline you fly with?

Shitstar aye bruz..
shitstar by wombat ingles January 22, 2011

Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.
Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

Shit Shitsters 

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.
two best friends who become the equivalent of blood brothers, by reflecting on their lives and their shit while they take a dump in the stalls next to each-other...... a strong bond of friendship is formed and remembered whenever either shitster take a shit
M and M are becoming shitsters in the bathroom at barnes and noble by releasing their poop into toilets
shitsters by shhhittssstersssss January 13, 2009

shitstare 

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.
Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!
shitstare by fjfj December 19, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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