Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

Shit Split by King Skelvis May 2, 2014

shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.

Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.

shit split by Misc Man January 3, 2008

Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

Shit Split by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

Shit split by Duhastmich November 18, 2013

Shit split

An unequal share of money

Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.

Shit split by aquafine water July 10, 2010

Iphone shit split 

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

Iphone shit split by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016

Sit, shit & split 

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

Sit, shit & split by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019