Shit Santa 

Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.

Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.

Don't use that toilet, dude. Shit Santa left a real nasty one.

Shit Santa by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

santa shit 

brown snow as a result of driving in it

hey dad, look, santa shit!

santa shit by FUKKEN BULLSHETs December 28, 2010

holy-santa-claus-shit 

a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.

holy-santa-claus-shit I got hulk hands for christmas!!!!

holy-santa-claus-shit by macarron December 20, 2008

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

Holy fucking Santa clause shit by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

holy santa claus shit 

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

holy santa claus shit by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

shitsatanic 

shitsatanic: (adjective) of a sentence on deceitful.

shitsatanic person has gain almost 2/3 of human population to her trap in falsely pretention guises.

shitsatanic by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe January 22, 2018

shitsatan

shitsatan: deceitful

shitsatan: some shitsatans dominated social development and prevent its sustainability.

shitsatan by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe January 17, 2018