A car that has seen better days, yet inexplicably still runs and functions to some capacity. It is ussually in a state of poor condition.
ME: "Jeez, mike you ought to get rid of that piece of shit." MIKE: "Dude? This shit rod still works! Why replace what hasn't disintegrated completely?" ME: "But it's returning to nature!" MIKE: "Oh well."
by Mister Elvis August 29, 2008
When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.
Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball
by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009