A dirty, Stinky, over weight woman with facial hair. or a female that collects shit.
Man i really dont feel like going to that shit queen's house today. It's real messy and shitty.
by OchoDos February 6, 2011
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Girls who would sit in boats dressed like they were going to a formal dance and beg for US Servicemen to throw coins down to them. This occurred as the servicemen crossed the bridge over the Olongapo River connecting Olongapo City to the Subic Bay Naval Base. The river was nicknamed Shit River due to the overwhelming pollution in it.
The Marines are telling us they are going to put up a barrier so we won't be able to throw pesos down to the Shit River queens no more. Damn, how they gonna live? They're too ugly to work in the bars!
by Wordling December 29, 2014
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A bad bitch. A feminine person who be killing it. No standards. No context. She's in her bag.
Did you see Rih on that runway with her baby bump? Queen shit.
Beyonce and Megan gettin a Grammy? Queen shit.
Damn, my mom gave birth to me? Queen shit.
by JJJigae April 10, 2022
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Same as king shit, only female.
That little tramp thinks she's queen shit.
by Mark February 16, 2005
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When you do a shit/poo/Number Two/turd/crap that doesn't require any wiping. How you would imagine the Queen to shit. The best kind of shit. (Still requires initial test wipe)
Man I'm so stoked! I thought that was going to end badly, but end up with a Queen Shit! Was out of there in no time!
by Nitsuje January 30, 2015
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There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
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"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
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