Shit Noodle 

When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.

Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."

Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."

Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."

Shit Noodle by Shitnoodlefanatic October 19, 2009

Shit Noodle 

Name for an ugly, loser who starts dating a really hot girl because she has settled for him and ends up thinking he's too good for her.

"I'm dating Jon, he might not be all that attractive but he's a super nice guy who's totally into computers."

*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
….
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)

Shit Noodle by PrettyLittleBryers October 1, 2014

shit noodle 

A shit noodle is where you have recently had chinese noodles and a curry at the same time. This as we all know would rupture your bouls causing a explosion of shit. "Better get to the bog quick" Basicly when the shit comes out the corn hole it will be all stringy like noodles and have the smell of a curry and although this smell might be tempting please do not eat, unless you like shit noodles then eat your ass off.

My god thats a big shit noodle.

Well spank my ass and call me a shit noodle.

What the shit noodle.

Why are there so many shit noodles in my house.

It's your fault frank you know not to shit noodle in the sink.

Frank shit noodled on jimmy's face

shit noodle by Matt Biggs June 17, 2004

noodly shit 

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper

I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!

noodly shit by Aqua~mom May 24, 2017

Shithoodled 

The act of being ridiculously drunk to the point where you get crazy eyes and you're doing and saying some of the most absurd things imaginable.

"Yo dude, you were so shithoodled last night that you did lines off of a hooker's ass then brought that 14 year old back to your room saying that all you wanted to do was 'sexual things'."

Shithoodled by finestblackchina May 21, 2010

Shinoodle

Their is really no definition of Shinoodle. But it is use when you don not know how to answer something, or know the answer of something.

Teacher:When did George Washington Died. Student:Shinoodle

When somebody ask you a very awkward question. Answer:Shinoodle.

Shinoodle by Big Nguyen May 31, 2009

shiznoodle 

A term used in a movie theater to describe a preview that looked cool.

That preview is the shiznoodle! I can't wait to see it.

shiznoodle by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003