Shit Jerky
"Wow Mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make shit jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night".
Shit Jerky by Koch Master June 20, 2009
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Shit-Jerker
A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
Shit-Jerker by KodakAttack November 28, 2022
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Shit and Jerk
When you s(h)it on the can and jerk off too.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.
Shit and Jerk by the lone arranger October 5, 2003
shit shave jerker
Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.
Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.
shit shave jerker by Mursinator March 11, 2009
Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag
John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
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