Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

Shit-Jerker by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

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shit shave jerker

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

shit shave jerker by Mursinator March 11, 2009

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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